January 2012
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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I'd love to see myself from a boy's perspective.
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Should your best friend be your roommate?
So me and my best friend threw out this crazy idea to get an apartment together after 2 years of college on campus then to move into an apartment together to l guess finish college. We decided on Atlanta for a first start. That is all fine & dandy. My ONLY concern is like 3 things, 1 is we will get sick of each other, living with someone is completely different than talking to them on the...
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Well l'm outie?
Still trying to decide what to do with this life i’ve got.. I went from pastry chef to flight attendant to helping people talk about their problems some how. If l do decide to follow that path, l wonder how l would even get started. Do crisis hot lines pay you if you work for them?  I want people to come to me and express their problems because l’m a really good listener and advice...
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